glumshoe:

I work too closely with geologists not to have a contingency plan for eliminating them.

reblogging-dragon:

Showed my Geologist dad a picture of the obsidian knife you had and he nearly said this exact thing word for word. I can’t believe my own father would fall prey to this. Clearly you know thine enemy

glumshoe:

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

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anarcho-gamerist:

ratfuck:

The arsonist who set fire to the Autozone (video below) in Minneapolis has been identified as officer JACOB PEDERSON, a COP and NOT a protestor attending the Justice for George Floyd protests, by his ex wife. Pigs are framing arson on protestors demanding justice for the murder of an innocent Black man by killer cops.

KELESE on Twitter

“A bunch of undercover cops were the main ones starting the arsons!!!!!! Spread the word!!! https://t.co/eCBEAt9EOC”

Twitter

Help spread the word!

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systemic-dreams:

systemic-dreams:

systemic-dreams:

there’s a lady on the train knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and I am super intimidated

she smashed out a shawl in like 35 minutes and now she’s aggressively eating a sandwich. i cant

that sandwich is gone. packet of chips? gone. fuel for the knitting machine that she is. she’s at it again

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

the thing about getting hundreds of asks a day is eventually things line up like this:

thanks tumblr

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richardbemadden:

I made this for my palz but yall can have it if you want

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mens-rights-activia:

azurelore-korrigan:

nostoccommune:

GRRRRRRRR I don’t WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

i take it this email did not find you well

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poseidhn:

pidgeforblackpaladin:

leebasampson:

slurpinanakinsdiaries:

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

my old roommate’s dad had Sonia Sotomayor on speed dial and had dinners at her house regularly PLUS my roommate was best friends with Steven spielbergs son

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